The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Jizz and jet
shoot and scoot
blow your load and hit the road
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
one of the best scenes in cinematic history
I don’t know what I expected, but it wasn’t this
trying to pee with a boner
this is from spy kids
I was just thinking bout this the other day. Then I remembered that spy kids said this.
Twitch Plays Pokémon: 16d7h50m19s
By reddit user 7ofDiamonds
It’s been one hell of a ride.
I’ve watched this video fifty fucking times and it’s still killing me
A NEW CHALLENGER